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| "I was wondering whether this village is the most | "No" | |
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"Hey! Look at that! Over there. A woman with no clothes!" "Bloody tourist! Where do they come from?" |
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"Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt. Does anyone here speak English?" |
"She's English? We could have told you that, girl" |
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 "I suppose she's looking for toilets - they're always looking for the toilet" |
 "Perhaps you should get your farm cart out and give her a lift" |
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"I can't do that! The sow's using it, she only littered yesterday" |
"Here comes Sexy Spiros from the bakery, he'll soon sort her out" |
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| "My car's broken down, it's got a burst tyre, you see" | "Sorry, we have a-no toilet in the village" | |
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| "Hey fellas, she's drawn a car!" | "He's a-my Spiros, you leave him alone" | |
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| "If you lose job, how we gonna feed little Spiros, eh?" | "Anna-Maria, I haven't touched her!" | |
 "You want him? You fight me for him, ok!" |
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| "Somebody better fetch the preist" | ||
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| "She's going to steal my Spiros from me. I kill her!" | ||
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| "Anna-Maria, I haven't touched her!" | ||
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| "I show you a woman with a-no skirt!" | "Telephone anyone? Car? Burst tyre?" | |
